ESTHER THE ERGONIMIST Have you met my new friend Esther The one with sympathetic sighs for my four eyes With adjustable desk and phone headset She's ergo, she knows all about comfort She sits with both feet on the ground She's careful by degrees Ninety for her torso One-eighty for her eyes Ninety for her elbows And ninety for her thighs Esther, Esther, Esther, Esther The ergonomist She's "out-of-sight" yet so uptight That she won't dance with us She lives a life of self awareness Avoiding each and everything that harm might bring From the way she walks To her safety talk I'm smitten, she knows all about comfort She exercises everyday She stretches hourly She types on funky keyboard She rests her eyes a lot Some people say she's rigid But man, her form is hot Esther, Esther, Esther, Esther The ergonomist She's out-of-sight yet so uptight That she won't dance with us - Summer 2000, Ash Hall