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Whistle Little Jerk

Whistle little jerk
if you do it right
you’ll sound in time
if not you’ll sound like dirt

Whistle, do not work
the friends of mine
have lots of time
they can their work and shirk

Whistle loud and now
when you do
snort Elmer’s glue
or else you’ll be a cow

Whistle when you’re sick
when you’re ill
don’t take those pills
unless your name is Rick

Whistling is a crime
if you do it well
it sounds real swell
but don’t do it with a mime

Summer 1988