Have you met my new friend Esther
The one with sympathetic sighs
for my four eyes
With adjustable desk and phone headset
She's ergo, she knows all about comfort

She sits with both feet on the ground
She's careful by degrees
Ninety for her torso
One-eighty for her eyes
Ninety for her elbows
And ninety for her thighs

Esther, Esther, Esther, Esther
The ergonomist
She's "out-of-sight" yet so uptight
That she won't dance with us 

She lives a life of self awareness
Avoiding each and everything
that harm might bring
From the way she walks
To her safety talk
I'm smitten, she knows all about comfort

She exercises everyday
She stretches hourly
She types on funky keyboard
She rests her eyes a lot
Some people say she's rigid
But man, her form is hot

Esther, Esther, Esther, Esther
The ergonomist
She's out-of-sight yet so uptight
That she won't dance with us

Summer 2000