HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A SPACE-RAT

Sees crowds of people
when no-one's around
Lives in his own world
of strange sights and sounds
His Martian friends
always laugh at his jokes
They're stuck on Earth
'cause their spaceship's broke

He's got a girlfriend
She's eight-feet tall
A giant rodent
He doesn't mind her at all

Gliding together
on cosmic waves
Watching the Simpsons
and dancing to rave
He knows his girlfriend
really likes him a lot
When she whispers in space-rat
"You look like Spock"

He's got a girlfriend
She's eight-feet tall
A giant rodent
He doesn't mind her at all

She's spacious, bodacious,
and gracious
His girlfriend is a space rat
and he likes that

- Spring 1994, Ash Hall